What's With the Kardashian Family's Awful Christmas Card?

Nothing says "Merry Christmas" like full-length ball gowns and sc0wling faces. Because Santa hats are overrated, right?

We may sound a little cynical, but we just can't get over this "Christmas card" from the Kardashian clan, which was taken by photographer, Nick Saglimbeni. There's so much wrong with it!

Where's the Christmas tree? The red and green? Any visual cues whatsoever that this family loves each other? All we see is a group of people with larger-than-life egos who can't even bear to stand close to one another, let alone Scott Disick, Kourtney Kardashian's baby daddy, so they have him and his family exiled in the corner.

Something tells us this shoot was all Kris Jenner's idea. "Let's go really glamorous and over-the-top," she probably said. But what the Kardashian clan ended up with is a photoshopped ode to the Addams Family, a card completely lacking in holiday spirit and warm, loving thoughts.